Raja Pakistani !

Hello Again,
Subsequent lines on this page, are in no manner pointing fingers at you my dear reader any similarity of place, character or traits is entirely ... ironic !

Well, this is Raja Pakistani , a radiant young one , read 'radiant' again , he's just got shining golden streaks done. Raja is such an inspiration such a vivid impersonation of natures wonders that right at his birth it was almost decided that his father will be financing a full length movie in his name, titled : The Horror. But it took a little while before his father could actually think of his own dreams and now that he has time...ironically all of it is spent in finding a suitable name for the flick, one moment he comes up with 'The Agony' and the very next moment he cancels and selects 'The Punishment'! The poor soul (his father) has had hard times trying to save money for the dream but Raja was very fond of 'quality' education, so much that it took 7 long years to finally stop him from going back to the same class.

Speaking of class , Raja has a class of his own, if you could ignore his father's 'wallet situation' now he is a complete picture of the elite group and has struggled really hard to lead his father to a vacummed bank account. Fortunately, this shortage of funds do not hinder his 'classy' living style because there's Dolmen Center and Zainab Market !! His wardrobe has nothing but Calvin Klain, Christion Diar and the likes. I hope you do understand that the brand names are not 'misspelled'. WYSWYG (what you see is what you get!) , the peer group he hangs out with doesn't even know the difference, so all is indeed well.

His high regard for the opposite gender is worth millions (do note i did not mention millions of what), every 'wicked' girl who disapproves of him or refuses to talk right fully earns mental correction that in itself has many forms, ranging from public phones to sim cards that are rupay darjan these days!.

Let's talk of Patriotism at the grass root level, Raja wears Pakistani flag right on his chest when the independance day arrives. He spends his day reliving the memories of our ancestors, via the Old Is Gold bollywood bombardment, he whole heartedly faces all day to strengthen his views. But it is ofcourse when the night falls on 14th of August, that the true patrtiot emerges!
Out of every nook and crannie on a 'made-in-china' vehicle, with Rs. 40 fuel in the fuel tank, and vigilant eyes that are searching for patrioTina(s). He displays his 'skills' by riding the bike head over heels, becoming a living walking POT pocket or chanting slogans of 'brotherhood', these slogans somehow happen to be color coded.

Raja is almost always a 'bhai' too ! wow and he can pull strings up into the highest echelons of power at any given moment, lest the person he is 'enlightening' happens to be another 'bhai'. His definition of 'unity' is put to practice at such incidents, sporty as he is he has a good supply of base ball bats , hockeys some times even skate boards!

Raja ! the great , oh my goodness his father just called I have got to rush now so much to be done he's finally come up with the 'final' name, 'The Crumbling Castle'.